colferchris:

things that shouldn’t be as difficult as they are:

• dealing with spiders
• buying bras in the right size
• purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed
• devouring the souls of my enemies
• getting out of bed in the morning
• ordering food over the phone
• using public transport

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

and gwen stefani’s son

both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

joshifereverlark:

ayaisamazing:

It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty

or plain,

tall

or short,

or have things all over your face, 

because what truly matters is 

what’s inside you.

this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

Book

Orders

And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE