May 2013
HAPPY CAS....
shut-the-front-door-please:
no…wait
well….ehm……have a normal monday
twistedviper:
whorusszahhak:
perfectionistdia:
whorusszahhak:
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY...
Reblog this if you're older than Google.
come-come-cardinal:
keepcalmandgosurfing:
geekyninja1:
attend-hogwarts:
grrrbarrowman:
skarosoul:
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
How to convince your parents you are retarded
sodamnrelatable:
liar*
When you're falling in line and someone cuts in
sodamnrelatable:
Before the exam........
sodamnrelatable:
3O days before the exam
2O days before the exam
1O days before the exam
1 day before the exam
3 hours before the exam
1O minutes before the exam
me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
mylilsunshine:
reblogmonstah:
stfuwhore:
...
My Heart Rate
sodamnrelatable:
Normal:
When I’m with you
When you’re with someone else
dimmapwned:
CAN WE PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO REMEMBER MURIEL FROM SUITE LIFE?
daves-applejuice:
clicking on someone’s blog and finding out they are hot
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
sodamnrelatable:
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see...
The art of trolling...
sodamnrelatable:
weirdsynthnoises:
urqtgf:
How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed
