shut-the-front-door-please: no…wait well….ehm……have a normal monday
twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you. thatS REALLY...
Reblog this if you're older than Google.
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How to convince your parents you are retarded
When you're falling in line and someone cuts in
Before the exam........
sodamnrelatable: 3O days before the exam 2O days before the exam 1O days before the exam 1 day before the exam 3 hours before the exam 1O minutes before the exam
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
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My Heart Rate
sodamnrelatable: Normal: When I’m with you When you’re with someone else
dimmapwned: CAN WE PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO REMEMBER MURIEL FROM SUITE LIFE?
daves-applejuice: clicking on someone’s blog and finding out they are hot
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
sodamnrelatable: People be like “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?” “Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…” “Omg, Satan is so funny!” “Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)” “Hitlers a badass!” “I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see...
The art of trolling...
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