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If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:
  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 
10 Things a Taurus Hates:

lovesexzodiac:

  1. People who brag too much
  2. Mess and disorganization
  3. Clothing that is torn or missing buttons
  4. Bad cooks
  5. Being ignored in public
  6. Public speaking
  7. People who don’t wear deodorant
  8. Being the butt of humor or practical jokes
  9. Not being smart or as an intellectual
  10. Fast food

That last one no. I like fast food :P

bonushumor:

so apparently i’m a victim of cyber bullying..

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